"Double Slay," by Joseph D'Agnese, in Mystery Weekly Magazine, April 2017.
For some reason suspense and humor go very well together. Ask Alfred Hitchcock or my friend Joseph D'Agnese.
This
story is about Stan and Candace, a cheerful retired couple traveling
through Canada towards Alaska. They pick up a hitchhiker who informs
them that he is a serial killer.
Uh oh.
But don't despair. Turns out he's not a very good serial killer. In fact, if he manages the job this may be his first successful killing. And that's a big if...
Made me laugh.
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Game, Set, Match, by Zoe Burke
"Game, Set, Match," by Zoe Burke in Bound by Mystery, edited by Diane D. DiBiase, Poisoned Pen Press, 2017.
Macy Evans is a middle-aged woman who has just been kidnapped by a younger man. He has locked her in his basement and his plans for her future seem vague, or rather changeable. They seem to involve his wife and Macy's husband, and one or more persons leaving this mortal coil. And you can bet that will happen.
This story has a sizeable plot hole (unless I am missing something). But I liked the style and suspense.
Monday, April 10, 2017
Bleak Future, by MItch Alderman.
"Bleak Future," by Mitch Alderman, in Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, March/April 2017.
I am very fond of Mitch Alderman's stories about Bubba Simms, the best and largest private eye in Winter Haven, Florida. (His hobbies are eating and working out.)
His client this time is a wealthy heavy equipment dealer named Hank Langborn, who is dying of cancer. "I've been putting my ducks in a row before flying south for the long winter."
Someone is threatening Hank's grandchildren and he wants Bubba to find the bad guy. Bubba is afraid if he does Hank will kill the villain. What does a dying man have to lose?
There are surprises in store, both in terms of the bad guy's identity and how the case is resolved. Bubba is always an enjoyable comanion.
I am very fond of Mitch Alderman's stories about Bubba Simms, the best and largest private eye in Winter Haven, Florida. (His hobbies are eating and working out.)
His client this time is a wealthy heavy equipment dealer named Hank Langborn, who is dying of cancer. "I've been putting my ducks in a row before flying south for the long winter."
Someone is threatening Hank's grandchildren and he wants Bubba to find the bad guy. Bubba is afraid if he does Hank will kill the villain. What does a dying man have to lose?
There are surprises in store, both in terms of the bad guy's identity and how the case is resolved. Bubba is always an enjoyable comanion.
Sunday, April 2, 2017
Just Like In The Movies, by Kate Thornton
"Just Like In The Movies," by Kate Thornton, in Inhuman Condition, Denouement Press, 2010.
The author gave me this book two years ago and I have been shamefully slow about getting around to reading it.
Are you familiar with cryptic crosswords? These are popular in England; never caught on much here. Each clue is a puzzle in itself. Wikipedia gives the example of: Very sad unfinished story about rising smoke (8) which is a clue for the word "Tragical." Go to the article if you want to see how that works. It baffles me.
Which has nothing to do with Thornton's story, but have faith. We will get there.
Years ago I read about one of the famous setters (i.e. creators) of cryptic crosswords who created a puzzle in which the first clue could lead to two possible answers, one correct and one almost correct. Whichever of those you chose you could answer all the clues successfully - until the very last one. If you started down the wrong path, you wound up with one one final clue you could not answer.
And that almost brings us to Thornton's story. The narrator is a teenage girl who compares herself to Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window. She has been watching a lot of movies because she can't leave the house. Not because of a broken leg like Jimmy, but because of a monitoring device on her ankle. Seems she brought a knife to school for protection, and they accused her of some other stuff she denies.
When she's not watching the TV she watches her neighbors the Blatniks, who fight a lot, often about the wife's brother, Norm. Mr. Blatnik clearly doesn't want his brother-in-law around, for some reason. Like maybe he's done something worse than bring a knife to school. And now Norm is interested in our narrator...
At one point in the story there is a sentence that can be read two ways, just like that first cryptic crossword clue, and if you interpret it the wrong way (trust me, you will), Thornton will lead you merrily in the wrong direction. And that's a very enjoyable trip.
The author gave me this book two years ago and I have been shamefully slow about getting around to reading it.
Are you familiar with cryptic crosswords? These are popular in England; never caught on much here. Each clue is a puzzle in itself. Wikipedia gives the example of: Very sad unfinished story about rising smoke (8) which is a clue for the word "Tragical." Go to the article if you want to see how that works. It baffles me.
Which has nothing to do with Thornton's story, but have faith. We will get there.
Years ago I read about one of the famous setters (i.e. creators) of cryptic crosswords who created a puzzle in which the first clue could lead to two possible answers, one correct and one almost correct. Whichever of those you chose you could answer all the clues successfully - until the very last one. If you started down the wrong path, you wound up with one one final clue you could not answer.
And that almost brings us to Thornton's story. The narrator is a teenage girl who compares herself to Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window. She has been watching a lot of movies because she can't leave the house. Not because of a broken leg like Jimmy, but because of a monitoring device on her ankle. Seems she brought a knife to school for protection, and they accused her of some other stuff she denies.
When she's not watching the TV she watches her neighbors the Blatniks, who fight a lot, often about the wife's brother, Norm. Mr. Blatnik clearly doesn't want his brother-in-law around, for some reason. Like maybe he's done something worse than bring a knife to school. And now Norm is interested in our narrator...
At one point in the story there is a sentence that can be read two ways, just like that first cryptic crossword clue, and if you interpret it the wrong way (trust me, you will), Thornton will lead you merrily in the wrong direction. And that's a very enjoyable trip.
Sunday, March 26, 2017
Underground Above Ground, by Robert Tippee,
"Underground Above Ground," by Robert Tippee, in Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, March/April 2017.
So, when do you know you are reading a terrific story?
Sometimes there's a knock-em-dead opening paragraph and you spend the rest of the story thinking: Don't blow this.
Sometimes a story starts slow and builds and builds.
And some stories take your breath away with a great twist ending.
But maybe the rarest is the story that catches you later, because you can't stop thinking about it. You read it again, not because you want to figure out how a trick ending worked, but because you want to savor the nuances, admire the architecture.
In other words: I had to sit with this one for a while, as the saying goes.
The nameless narrator is a young man who has mastered the art of disappearing. He dresses in black, with a stocking cap that hides his face. And as the story begins, it is after ten PM and he is sitting in the darkness near a city tennis court, watching a young man and his beautiful girlfriend as they volley the ball, flirt, and discuss Facebook.
Facebook. They ought to call it "Gutspill." I don't do Facebook. Somebody like me can't. But why would anybody?
This is a guy with nobody to "friend" on Facebook anyway. It's clear that there are bad things in our narrator's past, although it is not clear at first whether they were done to him, by him, or both.
And then the story takes several unexpected twists, which is all I can say. Except this: I loved it.
So, when do you know you are reading a terrific story?
Sometimes there's a knock-em-dead opening paragraph and you spend the rest of the story thinking: Don't blow this.
Sometimes a story starts slow and builds and builds.
And some stories take your breath away with a great twist ending.
But maybe the rarest is the story that catches you later, because you can't stop thinking about it. You read it again, not because you want to figure out how a trick ending worked, but because you want to savor the nuances, admire the architecture.
In other words: I had to sit with this one for a while, as the saying goes.
The nameless narrator is a young man who has mastered the art of disappearing. He dresses in black, with a stocking cap that hides his face. And as the story begins, it is after ten PM and he is sitting in the darkness near a city tennis court, watching a young man and his beautiful girlfriend as they volley the ball, flirt, and discuss Facebook.
Facebook. They ought to call it "Gutspill." I don't do Facebook. Somebody like me can't. But why would anybody?
This is a guy with nobody to "friend" on Facebook anyway. It's clear that there are bad things in our narrator's past, although it is not clear at first whether they were done to him, by him, or both.
And then the story takes several unexpected twists, which is all I can say. Except this: I loved it.
Sunday, March 19, 2017
Renters, by Tim L. Williams
"Renters," by Tim L. Williams, Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, March/April 2017.
It's rural Kentucky in the mid-eighties, a hard time in a hard place. Davy is fifteen years old. His father, a Vietnam vet, lost his job years ago and now puts food on the table hunting and fishing. Dad has what we might call anger issues. When his wife said something he didn't like he: "grabbed her by her hair, dragged her to the back door, and threw her into the yard. 'Come back in when you find a cure for stupid.'"
The fourth character in this situation is the family's landlord, Ben Daniels, the richest man in the county. Daniels wants to bring rich tourists to hunt on his land, which means he has to stop Davy's dad from hunting there for the pot. Oh, did I mention that Davy's mother is young and beautiful and when she is around the good-looking landlord has "busy eyes?"
So we have all the makings of a tragedy here. The only question is who is going to end up doing what to whom. And there Williams offers us some surprises, which is what I liked best about this well-written story.
"There are some things that need killing..."
It's rural Kentucky in the mid-eighties, a hard time in a hard place. Davy is fifteen years old. His father, a Vietnam vet, lost his job years ago and now puts food on the table hunting and fishing. Dad has what we might call anger issues. When his wife said something he didn't like he: "grabbed her by her hair, dragged her to the back door, and threw her into the yard. 'Come back in when you find a cure for stupid.'"
The fourth character in this situation is the family's landlord, Ben Daniels, the richest man in the county. Daniels wants to bring rich tourists to hunt on his land, which means he has to stop Davy's dad from hunting there for the pot. Oh, did I mention that Davy's mother is young and beautiful and when she is around the good-looking landlord has "busy eyes?"
So we have all the makings of a tragedy here. The only question is who is going to end up doing what to whom. And there Williams offers us some surprises, which is what I liked best about this well-written story.
"There are some things that need killing..."
Monday, March 13, 2017
Gold Digger, by Reavis Z. Wortham
"Gold Digger," by Reavis Z. Wortham, in Bound by Mystery, edited by Diane D. DiBiase, Poisoned Pen Press, 2017.
Most of this story takes place in May 1934, on the night Bonnie and Clyde died, although that has nothing to do with the story. (Well, now that I think of it, it might explain a bit of one character's motivation. Subtle, that.) It's rural Texas and our narrator is a ten year old boy at a barn dance, with no less than Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys performing. He witnesses a murder, a pointless killing involving that ancient cause of trouble, an older husband a younger wife.
Then we jump to the same guy in World War II, and then many years later to his old age. And only at that point does he, and do we, figure out exactly what was going on back in 1934. I didn't see the twist coming at all.
Most of this story takes place in May 1934, on the night Bonnie and Clyde died, although that has nothing to do with the story. (Well, now that I think of it, it might explain a bit of one character's motivation. Subtle, that.) It's rural Texas and our narrator is a ten year old boy at a barn dance, with no less than Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys performing. He witnesses a murder, a pointless killing involving that ancient cause of trouble, an older husband a younger wife.
Then we jump to the same guy in World War II, and then many years later to his old age. And only at that point does he, and do we, figure out exactly what was going on back in 1934. I didn't see the twist coming at all.
Sunday, March 5, 2017
The Farmer and His Wife, by Earl Staggs
“The Farmer
and His Wife,” by Earl Staggs, Mystery Weekly Magazine, March 2017.
Ever notice that private eye fiction is full of missing daughters? Ross Macdonald did. One of his books begins: "It was a wandering daughter job."
Earl Staggs seems to have noticed, too, but he does a neat role reversal. His P.I. is hired to find a missing son. Oh, by the way, here is Staggs' opening sentence:
"She had me from the first teardrop."
Aw, the big sentimental lug.
"She" is the mother. Her son disappeared while working on a farm to earn college money. And we won't go any farther, although, naturally, the hero does.
Ever notice that private eye fiction is full of missing daughters? Ross Macdonald did. One of his books begins: "It was a wandering daughter job."
Earl Staggs seems to have noticed, too, but he does a neat role reversal. His P.I. is hired to find a missing son. Oh, by the way, here is Staggs' opening sentence:
"She had me from the first teardrop."
Aw, the big sentimental lug.
"She" is the mother. Her son disappeared while working on a farm to earn college money. And we won't go any farther, although, naturally, the hero does.
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Mad Still, by Andrew Davie
"Mad Still," by Andrew Davie, in Mystery Weekly, February 2017.
If you took a Bob Dylan song full of surreal imagery, say "Desolation Row" or "Just Like Tom Thumb Blues," and turned it into a crime story the result might be a bit like "Mad Still."
The anonymous narrator is a retired boxer (mostly a sparring partner). He is newly arrived in New Orleans and he is meeting with the Clown.
The Clown is the leader of a group of street performers and they are having a problem with a human statue, the one nicknamed Mad Still because he can stand unmoving all day, hogging one of the best places to attract crowds. "He doesn't even take tips." The Clown and his associates want him moved by any means necessary.
But it turns out there is a rival group of performers that want Mad Still to stay where he is. They are the ACTors, movie star look-alikes who earn their daily bread posing for photos with tourists. There leader is Clint Eastwood, more or less. Both groups want our boxer hero to enforce their will.
Violence happens. Someone is kidnapped. Golems are invoked. Then things turn weird.
What I am saying is, if you want a straight road to a logical conclusion you shouldn't be on Highway 61 in the first place.
I enjoyed this story a lot.
If you took a Bob Dylan song full of surreal imagery, say "Desolation Row" or "Just Like Tom Thumb Blues," and turned it into a crime story the result might be a bit like "Mad Still."
The anonymous narrator is a retired boxer (mostly a sparring partner). He is newly arrived in New Orleans and he is meeting with the Clown.
The Clown is the leader of a group of street performers and they are having a problem with a human statue, the one nicknamed Mad Still because he can stand unmoving all day, hogging one of the best places to attract crowds. "He doesn't even take tips." The Clown and his associates want him moved by any means necessary.
But it turns out there is a rival group of performers that want Mad Still to stay where he is. They are the ACTors, movie star look-alikes who earn their daily bread posing for photos with tourists. There leader is Clint Eastwood, more or less. Both groups want our boxer hero to enforce their will.
Violence happens. Someone is kidnapped. Golems are invoked. Then things turn weird.
What I am saying is, if you want a straight road to a logical conclusion you shouldn't be on Highway 61 in the first place.
I enjoyed this story a lot.
Sunday, February 19, 2017
The House on Maple Street, by Janice Law
"The House on Maple Street," by Janice Law, in Coast to Coast: Private Eyes from Sea to Shining Sea, edited by Andrew McAleer and Paul D. Marks, Down & Out Books, 2017.
This is the fourth time my friend and fellow SleuthSayer has made it into this column.
Raymond Wilde is a private eye in a small town in Connecticut where high school football is a big thing. His client is Harold Bain, a wealthy and abrasive man, who wants Ray to prove that the school quarterback is a ringer, not really living in the town. He says that he's concerned about the taxpayers being ripped off, but he really wants to get the outsider out of the way so his own son can move up to quarterback.
Ray investigates but quickly gets distracted by another house on the same block where mysterious goings-on are, uh, going on. Some of them involve Harold Bain, Jr.
What I liked best about this story is the ending, in which several characters show unexpected sides of their personalities. You might even call it a happy ending.
This is the fourth time my friend and fellow SleuthSayer has made it into this column.
Raymond Wilde is a private eye in a small town in Connecticut where high school football is a big thing. His client is Harold Bain, a wealthy and abrasive man, who wants Ray to prove that the school quarterback is a ringer, not really living in the town. He says that he's concerned about the taxpayers being ripped off, but he really wants to get the outsider out of the way so his own son can move up to quarterback.
Ray investigates but quickly gets distracted by another house on the same block where mysterious goings-on are, uh, going on. Some of them involve Harold Bain, Jr.
What I liked best about this story is the ending, in which several characters show unexpected sides of their personalities. You might even call it a happy ending.
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