Years ago Akashic Press published Baltimore Noir and it had a story by Charlie Stella. I don't remember anything about that tale except that as soon as it was done I thought: I gotta get me some Charlie Stella books.
And of course, that's one reason novelists write short stories. Getting paid to advertise your books is pretty cool.
All of which brings me to Jeff Cohen, who also writes under the name EJ Copperman. Based on this story I gotta get me some Jeff Cohen books.
Elliot runs a movie theatre that shows nothing but comedies, most of them old. That may explain why Sharon, a doctor, divorced him years ago. Harder to explain is that she's about to have Elliot's baby. Like today.
Elliot rushes her to the hospital and promptly bumbles into a supply closet where a man in scrubs seems to be in the act of killing a woman in scrubs with a knife. Awkward.
And when he gets hospital security and they rush back to the closet there is no one there. No sign of a struggle. Which leads the cops to question our hero.
"Why are you here in the hospital today, sir?
"My ex-wife is having a baby."
Oh, yeah. That sounds good, doesn't it?
Cohen writes funny. Here is Elliot talking to his wife.
"You keep a civil tongue in your head, young lady, or I'll marry you again."
"In your dreams."
Yeah, I loved this one, too. "Gotta get me some Jeff Cohen books."
ReplyDeleteI know Jeff Cohen and he's a terrific guy. A funny writer and really nice guy. He writes several different series, but the Elliot "Comedy Tonight" series was one of my personal favorites. This may be because Jeff and I have similar tastes in classic film, which those books regularly reference. There hasn't been a new book for a few years, so I was very happy to see the Elliot character back in print in AHMM. Cohen is always worth a read and he always gets a laugh.
ReplyDelete-Bob D.