"Aix to Grind," by Robert Mangeot, in Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, September 2011.
The narrator and his partner Gus are in France in the market for cheese. Not cheese really, That's just what they call the artworks they steal from dairies. Dairies are what they call private art collections.
But this time the narrator wants to rob a factory. Which is what they call museums.
Oh, never mind. The point is this is a very witty, cleverly plotted story about a burglary. Just remember: Ne vous fiez pas n'importe qui.