"The Hit-Man," by Roger Angle, in Murder At The Beach: The Bouchercon Anthology, edited by Dana Cameron, Down & Out Books, 2014.
The good news is that Amanda's little shop in Venice, California is doing well.
The bad news is that some bad guys want to buy her building at a fraction of its worth.
The good news is that her father is a hit-man with an arsenal in his car trunk, all ready to wreak havoc on her enemies.
The bad news is that he's actually a retired hit-man, half-blind, limping, and his hearing isn't so good either.
The good news is that he remains determined to do anything necessary for his little girl.
And that's also the bad news...
Very funny story.