"What Could Possibly Go Boing?", by Mat Coward, in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, July/August 2017.
Nutty Mat Coward is making his third appearance
in this space. This time his characters are the staff of Fake Dog Dirt
Etc., a rather low-end novelty shop. Their crisis is that one of them
has killed their boss. Murder? Well, that's debatable. I can't find
the quote I am looking for but I believe one of the characters says,
approximately, "The first few blows could be self-defense, but the next
half dozen were purely recreational."
The ringleader is
June who proudly says that her siblings call her "the coldest June on
record." She and her co-workers decide that they can keep the store
open for a while, bringing in a few precious weeks' wages. All they
have to do is find a place to hide the body. And find the boss's hidden
money. And avoid the cops. And oh yes, the blackmailer.
It all gets rather complicated. And hilarious.
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