The Man Who Found The Body, by Avram Davidson

 

"The Man Who Found The Body," by Avram Davidson, in AD 100,: 100 Years of Avram Davidson, Volume 1, Or All The Seas With Oysters Publishing,  2023. 

I usually stick to stories published in the current year, since one of my goals is to compile a list of the annual best, but I have, in my spare time, so to speak, been working through this collection of 100 previously unpublished or uncollected works by Avram Davidson, commemorating his centennial.

Davidson was a brilliant writer, winning prizes in mystery, science fiction, and fantasy.  If you aren't familiar with his work, don't buy this book.  Instead buy The Avram Davidson Treasury and/or The Investigations of Avram Davidson.  Do it now. Treat yourself.  They cover the essential works.

But today's story is a fine one, too. It appeared in Saint Mystery Magazine in 1960.

For the first time in its history the town of Phillipsburgh has had a murder.  The dead woman in the snow was found by Archer Slide, a not-too-bright man who "worked -- when he worked -- as a roofer's helper." Archie is excited about the discovery.  In fact everyone is excited, especially the "excellent specimen of the species Great Red-Faced Police Chief" who is thrilled to have a chance to solve a genuine homicide. 

Everyone gets carried away and pursuit of fame pushes the interests of justice aside.  The press shifts its favor as news is revealed and people who are found innocent of one offense are blamed for another.  

This is not a traditional crime story, but a shrewd look at human nature and how, as Earl Emerson said, murder opens the trunk of people's lives.  I would like to think things would happen differently today, but I'm not so sure.

Her Dangerously Clever Hands, by Karen Odden

 

"Her Dangerously Clever Hands," by Karen Odden, in Crimeucopia: Through the Past Darkly, Murderous Ink Press, 2024.

The publisher sent me a free copy of this magazine.

London, 1879. Inspector Michael Corravan is held in some suspicion at Scotland Yard because he is Irish by way of the infamous Whitechapel neighborhood.  But when the head of a well-known band of female thieves is murdered, his familiarity with the place gets him the job of investigating. 

It turns out that the main suspect is the woman he had a crush on years ago, before she was transported to Australia for theft.  This is a complicated story, rich in period detail, and with a satisfactory solution.

How Easily Things Can Explode, by Daniel C. Bartlett

 "How Easily Things Can Explode," by Daniel C. Bartlett, in Crimeucopia: Totally Psycho Logical, Murderous Ink Press, 2024.

The publisher sent me a copy of this book.

Nolan is not a normal guy. He is somewhere between an awkward loner and neurodiverse.  His life went off the rails in high school when a comment in a stress-filled moment was interpreted as a bomb threat.

 Years later he is working as a garbage man and when unexploded bombs are found in the city he knows the police will be coming to check him out.  It's a dangerous time, combining an upcoming election and a classic cross-city football game that is turning the wealthy and poor sides of the town against each other.

Things get more complicated when Nolan learns about someone involved in one of the dangerous incidents -- and it is someone he has a connection to. 

Can Nolan do the right thing? What is the right thing? A moving story. 

Bridge to Nowhere, by William Kitcher

 "Bridge to Nowhere," by William Kitcher, Mystery Magazine, July 2024.

How far back can we trace the subgenre this story belongs to? The oldest comic tale I can think of about incompetent criminals is "The Ransom of Red Chief" by O. Henry (1907).  No doubt someone can name an earlier one.

The master of the field was Donald E. Westlake with hias Dortmunder novels, although he would argue that poor John D. was very competent, just highly unlucky. I'll admit the man could plan a crime brilliantly, but as for the accomplices he selected, well, he has to take some responsibility for picking them. 

In any case, let's look at today's example.  Greenizan is desperate for money so when an acquaintance named Murphy offers him a grand for doing a favor he doesn't see how he can say no.

He should have tried harder. Turns out the favor involves a corpse. And a bridge. What could possibly go wrong?

I won't say more about this short story except that it is well told, and it surprised me and made me laugh. What else do you want on a summer afternoon?

turmns kkkkkkkkk